1. Scored some brownies!
2. Mmm, tastes like weed.
3. I don't feel anything yet. Shouldn't I be feeling something?
4. Am I high? I can't tell. Maybe it's just in my head.
5. I should eat some more, it's not working.
6. Oh my god it's working.
7. I can feel my eyeballs. Can I normally feel my eyeballs?
8. Yasss, Stepbrothers is on Netflix!
9. Did I say that outloud? I can't tell if I'm talking outloud.
10. Thank god for GrubHub.
11. It's been two hours, I'm coming down. Maybe I should eat some more.
12. Nope, still high!
13. I'm going to pass the fuck out tonight.